I watched the TV on TV about jordans early rise to fame and I actually did find myself endearing myself to her, as she seemed like a genuinely likable person but at the documentary progressed, you could see her attitute changing and becoming a bit of a bitch. I was then reminded of all the stuff she said and did over the Pansy Andre and Piers Morgan things and using using the kids as a weopon and I think she’s a biznatch.

Pix by Flynet 2009

I’m still trying to figure out why she is on a Boat at Sea near Formentera in Spain wearing a crown ? Boat + Sea + Formentera + Jordan = Crown, I see said the blind man. Anyway she is shooting her new calendar, its a little late to be shooting her 2010 calendar but then with her resources I guess she could pull it off but they are supposed to be in the buys hands by Sept/Oct, but then I guess its a guaranteed seller isnt it.

There are loads moe pictures on The Grumpiest here.

Katie Price aka Jordan is kinda like when you get a spot on the edge of your lip. It hurts like hell to touch, but you know it needs squeezing, but you can’t so you pansy around it, and try to itch it but it hurts so bad but you can’t quite help yourself.  Thats kinda how I see Jordan, you just can’t help yourself but look, she also has another book about her life, her way, her style, her putting about too, called Standing Out in October.

Katie 'Jordan' Price

 You can see alot more pictures and stuff here on Drunken Stepfather.

I decided I wanted a new car, so after alot of thought, it was pretty much down to a Honda Civic or VW Golf. I wanted 5 doors, sunroof, petrol, manual gears, climate control, on £120 road tax, and around 45mpg, so pretty basic requirements right ? Wrong! I have seen many Honda Civic’s, but I hadn’t seen any with 5 doors or at least I didn’t think I had. I had seen some with what looked a door type pattern but no handles, so I had assumed it was just decoration due to the length. I had also not seen any with a sun roof either, kinda like the Honda Jazz I don’t recall seeing a 3 door or a sunroof on them either so was thinking its a Honda thing. I was also curious about visibility with that really odd placed spoiler on the back window…

Red Honda Civic Type-R 2009

I decided along with my mother who is 58, we would go and have a look around the dealership, after I finished work around 8pm, Getting time off work is hard at the moment as there is a bit of overtime around. Given the state of the economy I’m grabbing all the extra cash I can, especially while looking at a new car. We drove up, parked in the customer carpark, where we saw the security guard in a BMW X5 with his girlfriend rather than in the security office, he watched us get out the car, walk thru the stumps around the main entrance and to the front of the dealership courtyard.  We walked around comparing the Type-S, ES and SE models, looked at prices then my mum spotted 5 door Civics have handles on the inside but not on the outside. We assumed it was remote unlock or anti-car-jacking or something.

Honda Civic EU Reardoor Handle

We carried on looking around and then I saw a mark on it and reached out to touch it, and discovered they have a concealed handle in the back quater window area which is very clever and cool. So that solved that question, we was then looking for a sunroof it was only went looking at one that said built in sat-nav that we noticed 2 sun roofs under a panoramic roof, but the glass roof was almost the same colour as the car and not easy to see.

The security guard came up looked at the same car, which was a Red ES model, went to his security office. We was then looking at Type-R when a voice boomed out of a speaker system “Attention You, In the Court Yard, You are being watched, Leave Immediately”. We looked around and thought fine, I’ll take my £16k to dealership who wants my money. As we got back towards the car the security guy was just getting back into the BMW with his girlfriend and pretended not to see us.

Now where I come from there is a saying that goes “If you live in a greenhouse, don’t throw stones”, so this lazy bastard security guard has deserted his post to be with his girlfriend in a BMW X5, and pisses of a customer with 16k in his sky rocket. Thats called throwing stones in my book, so no bloody wonder the UK industry is on its arse when they hire staff like that. What must the monkey dealership salesmen be like if they can’t even hire a man to sit in a box ?

If you want to buy a car, DON’T buy it from Arnold Clark aka Honda Stockport, they must be totally incompetant.

I like featuring english girls, so I think I’m going to do that more often. Emma Watson Hairimoine to her friends, Emma is it for me, is certainly shaking in ways that would make Beyonce proud to get rid of her ‘sweet innocent’ girl image. Since her 18th Birthday flashing her hairy bits, thru to side boob and mature photo-shoots with hints for sex appeal, she’s putting it about.

Emma Watson Hot British Girl

There was an interesting quote on Holy Taco from her that made think all kinds of naughty stuff.

“I would absolutely go nude…I’ve been told I look good naked.” –Emma Watson

Well duh your a tight bodied, slightly hairy 19 year old girl worth £10,000,000, I’d tell you what-ever-the-fuck you wanted to hear to get me a slice of that pie.

I’m told that Katy Perry gave a yet another fantastic performance at the T in the Park music festival in Kinross, Scotland over the weekend!  I’m seriously liking the effect that all this hot weather is on the the girlies in the festivals especially those on the stage.  I was perving over Boobie Blog and saw these of Katy Perry.

Katy Perry T in the Park, Kinross, Scotland

Check out them boobies tumbling out of that top, there are loads more photo’s over on Boobie Blog.

It would appear any old Celebrity with a mainstream hot body and a fanbase can make a pop record, now its Hayden Panettiere’s turn with “Wake Up Call”, to be fair altho I don’t especially find her anything special,  I wouldn’t make her giving me a morning head wake up call

The Video isn’t all that bad but the song and cheesey lyrics, I’m talking so cheesey that Knob Cheese would say it was cheesey, don’t even get me started on the lyrics to dance moves heh.

There is loads of Hayden Pannetiere Body of Work, on Screen Junkies.