We don’t have Dancing With The Stars here in the UK, we have Strictly Come Dancing which is clearly the original, so I don’t know who hell Karina Smirnoff is, which isn’t unusual for me them yank girls. I wonder if she is A), Russian or B), Related the Smirnoff people, its not everyday you come across that surname.

Karina Smirnoff Posing Naked for Peta

I guess she could have done a Tila Tequila and taken the name of her favourite drink ?

Drop Dead, I aint the first sex in the city, I aint seeing the next one, I ain’t even posting no photo’s with this entry, thats how wank this crap is.

I was reading this over on dListed and it made me squirt my Wild Turkey all over my keyboard, so f#&k you dListed, lucky for you that I have a spill guard because I’m used to that stuff happening hehehe. Incase your wondering I took the title of this post from the dListed page because it made me smile

Katie Prices New Man Looks Like Shrek

Anyway quote of the story that made me lose about a half a decent sized mouthful of Wild Turkey was this:

Katie confirmed to OK! (via The Sun) that she’s bumping bits with cage fighter Alex Reid. Yeah, he fights in cages for a living which is why his face looks like Harvey Price’s personal trampoline. Only a face like that can truly handle Katie’s labia lips. Source: dListed.

Now thats some funny sh#t aint it ?

I keep seeing on the yank sites how brilliant Katy Perry’s knockers are, but I’m just not seeing it. I look and yeah they are a nice set of chesticles, seen better seen worse. The yanks just keep ramming it down out throats but much like Jordan’s bullshit stories, I ain’t buying it.

Katy Perry

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I remember reading about a teary eyed Katie Price, errrm Jordan saying she wasn’t really a party girl and wanted to be a good mum and look after her kids, and Peter Andre eerrm Pansy is saying she’s a bad mum blah blah.

Non-Exclusive Pix by Flynet ©2009

This is Katie Price aka Jordan leaving Panacea Night club in my home city of Manchester on the weekend just gone, first up Katie deary, WAKE UP AND SPELL THE DANG COFFEE, mothers stay at home and read books to their kids, and spend quality time not going out acting like lady godiva.

If you wanna play the innocent, STOP GOING OUT LIKE A SL*T!

I was reading I Don’t Like You, In That Way, and saw this post about Megan Fox getting some geek thrown out of Comicon aka Comic Convention 2009, jesus 2 posts in 1 day about comicon 2009, both about the same wannabe, whats wrong with me ?

Courtesy WENN.com

Anyway Megan ‘Ferrari Washer’ Fox was doing a Q&A for Jennifers Body at Comicon and some guy who probably looked like Comic Guy outta the simpsons stood up to ask her a question, as reported on News.com.au.

This year, Johansson was the headliner, promoting Iron Man 2, but it was an appearance by Megan Fox which had the geeks talking after one fan approached the star during a Q&A to promote her new supernatural western Jonah Hex.

“My question is for Megan,” the man said. “I have a Sony HVR (video camera). It’s not a true HD, but it gives a pretty good image. Anyway, my question is: I just graduated film school and I’m trying to help my career. I was wondering if you’d be interested in some kind of, like, celebrity sex tape?”

With that, a couple of security guards grabbed the fella and took him to an undisclosed location. “Dude, I can’t wait to see what you look like in 30 minutes,” Fox’s co-star, Josh Brolin, quipped as the man was dragged away.

So either she is dense enough to insult powerful directors like Micheal Bay by saying Transformers 2 is crap, AND get her most die hard type of fan thrown out for a somewhat innocent jokey comment at the biggest geek/nerd convention on the planet.

Now I know a little about nerds, they roam in herds, so mess with one, you mess with them all, so she has done herself no favours with this HUGE fanbase. This guy could  be her boss in a few years to come and she does this. over reaction much ?