Well Angelina Jolie’s new film Salt (Trailer Below) is clearly due out as she’s back in the glossy magazines. I really think she would have been better doing FHM, or Maxim but instead she chose to do Vanity Fair along with a rubbish interview about loving Brads beard and facial fuzz, it then goes on about how’s a traditional man building furnature and doing sculpture, going around art galleries and stuff in Venice.
Angelina Jolie on Cover of Vanity Fair
Sorry Angelina baby doll, but a traditional man would have bopped you over the bonce, hand cuffed you to the bed, really fucked up the flat pack from Ikea, and proceeded to go around all the pubs and kebab shops in venice before coming back and slapping your you around for a lil bit of the other.
The Dang hasn’t really seen Esquire in the supermarket for a while, but I think this maybe a good enough reason to hunt it down and buy me a copy. Katy Perry is looking a lil Hepburnesque or would that be Hepburnesquire? Either way I’m not that keen on the hair but I am happy to finally see those bad boys unleashed but kinda gutted that its Russell Brand who is getting to slap them titties around.
I’m not really an Adriana Lima fan infact I think this maybe the first time I have posted about Miss Lima, but its not the first time I have come across her. I have to say though she is looking really rather fine in the Spanish edition of V Magazine. Not sure I like the current trend of outrageous eye shadow, but its kinda cool that it matches her stockings so I guess its not too bad
I kinda think as much as Katy Perry has calmed Russell Brand, I think Russell Brand has calmed Katy Perry and made her look pretty fucking hot. I still remember posting on Twitter the day before Russell Slipped Katy Perry his Rusty Rocket. He tweeted he was on the same floor as her at the hotel, so I posted he was gonna slip her his rusty rocket (his twitter name) in reply and then it came out he had hehehe.
Katy Perry Hotness at Much Music Awards
Katy Perry totally needs to be Danged, just for the hell of it. Russell can watch if he likes
There are a number of questions that The Dang would like answering… Why are we here ?, Why are women so weird ? Is Elvis Really Dead ? but more importantly WHERE THE CROCODILE HAT DID RIHANNA GET THEM JUGS FROM ?. Them is some big ole titties she has been hiding somewhere.
I haven’t posted about the so fecking hot Aubrey O’Day for a while, but I most certain should have. I need to get back into twitter but it so fecking boring, but seems Ms O’Day is livening it up more than Miss Curry has lately.
