Well The Master of All Things Dang also known as The Dangmeister decided to go on a drive-by, only it wasn’t quite the “Shooting Trash on Models” that I thought it was. I was kinda hoping it was A), A big catapult that hurls trash, or B), Trash was a sexual euphemism and it would be all kinda of freaky. Unfortunately I was totally wrong, and it was Trash Denim clothing designed by Nick Field on Manchester Models who wasn’t trashy at all.

Manchester Models Trashed by Dangmeister

I think the girls was Alison, Beckie Van Dang, Carrie-Ann Jones, Samantha Leigh and Samantha Sky Cunningham (Left to Right).

Beckie Armitt Trashed by Dangmeister

I guess the fact I met up with the future ex-wife Beckie Armitt Van Dang, and the wedding is on giggity giggity!

Top Photo: Nick Field Edited by Steve Van Dang
Bottom Photo: Steve Van Dang and Edited by The Dang

The Dang isn’t affraid to admit he would throw Jessica Simpson around like a dirty little rag doll, and she’d love it. Most other bloggers give her a hard time, but I kinda like her, I don’t know why, but I suspect because she is fucking bonkers and thats kinda my thing.

Jessica Simpson's Boobies

I don’t know what this A Night of Fashion and Technology with LG Mobile Phones but I don’t care much, because Jessica Simpson is wearing a chainmail kinda top, That I can see her nipples through oh yeah!

Miss Davis… Kristin, Dahling, Schweetie, you may play a fashionista on the silver screen, but you ain’t no Auntie Gok or Uncle Dang, so listen to me now baby doll. Nippies, Nipple Pasties and Shear tops are so this year, so lose ya grannies underwear and put on the pasties theres a good cougar.

Kristin Davis in See-Through-ish Top

Picture: Pacific Coast News

Its good to know that, The Saturdays girls are still listening to The Dangmeister and flashing their hot bodies and showing some of their hot lady parts off. This time its Frankie Sandfords turn to show the world that the gardener hasn’t been around for a while, if you know what I’m saying

Frankie Sandford Panties Flash

God its been a while since we went in for a close up, but here we go, lets take a close up look of the unshaven haven.

Frankie Sandford Unshaven Haven

Giggity Giggity!

This isn’t the first time that Alexandra Burke has featured in the Dangs line of sight. First up I saw the 2nd picture, and was thinking about a Classic Sir Mix Alot song, then I noticed some rather suspect hand gesturing. Now The Dang is a sexual freak so I maybe the only one to see this, but does her hand look suspiciously like she’s showing how she flicks the bean ?

Alexandra Burke Shows Off

You tell me, look at the finger positioning, and the location and tell me, if someone’s showing how she flicks it.

Pictures LFI

I still don’t know if Kim Kardashian rocked Peter ‘Pansy’ Andre’s world, but she’s a naughty girl and he’s desperate for a hook-up so I guess so. Anyway she was apparently in London for some reason or other, my guess is firmly put Peter in his place as the queen’s lap dog, since Kimmy Pooh is all that Jordan wishes she was

Kim Kardashian in London

I don’t know what it is about her, I don’t like her hair like that tho.

Pictures: Pacific Coast News