I don’t find Keeley Hazell attractive in a conventional way, but on the whole there is something about her. I really can’t work out what it is about her, which revs my engine like a Chav in a nova. In most of these shots her make-up is kept to a minimum, and her body seems hot and curvy which is a nice combo.

Keeley Hazell Rockin' Hot in Zoo Magazine

I wonder when the naked playboy pictures are coming because, I really want to see that

Pictures: Zoo Magazine

Lets not beat about the bush, the only thing thats really going for Audrina Patridge are her looks now the curtains are closing for the The Hills, and she ain’t rocking it here. I mean yeah she’s in her scruffs and looking more like a gym goer rather than going to a bar so I think she’s falling.

Audrina Partridge Filming for The Hills

I guess big ole boobies is big ole boobies.

Pictures: Wenn

Well its Saturday night and the Dangmeister is sat here writing for you all you guys, I need a hot bitch to molester me. Anyway here is a Chantelle Houghton’s Shaven Haven up a sexy little black dress, pretty much fully exposed as she was falling out of a night club a while ago.

Chantelle Houghton Shaven Haven Flash

Its been a while since we went in for the close up, but here we gooooooo.

Chantelle Houghton Upskirt Close-Up

Picture: Unknown

I’m all for accessorising your outfits ladies but Sophie Turner with as lean and trim as that body is, gets a big ole can of FAIL! Seriously is that a splatch cock sparrow in her hair or something ? I hope that thing has a flea collar or something because as stupid as it looks its probably a healthy hazard too.

Sophie Turner WTF is that in her Hair ?

She kinda reminds me of an Australian Jodie Marsh, wonder if thats what she is ?

Pictures: Pacific Coast News

The Dangmeister is getting kinda pissed off with all these people in the south of France at Saint Barthelemy on the beach.  Saying that if I was there with Miranda Kerr, I sure as hell wouldn’t be posting anything on here. umm thats a down right bare faced lie, I totally would be here, posting photos

Miranda Kerr's Itsy Bitsy Pink Bikini

Umm thats a down right bare faced lie, I totally would be here, posting photos

Pictures: Unknown

Alessandra Ambrosio is most definitely rockin’ the feck out of this DT Magazine spread, but being in the United Fecking Kingdom means this is yet another magazine that we don’t have here. It always irks me when you have sexy hot bizzles like this, in magazines that we can’t get. I guess its a good job that the internet bridges the gap between magazine shelf and y-fronts (aka Tighty Whities for you yanks).

Alessandra Ambrosio in DT Magazine

She can be my cowgirl, yeeee-haaawwww!

Pictures: DT Magazine