Seems Alexandra Burke is still enjoying her Winter Sunshine break away from the blistering cold of the UK, I post earlier about Alexandra Burke Looking Toned in Red Bikini, but now she’s changed Bikini to Black but still looking firm and toned. I was just out in the back of the Dangmobile and the sensors kept popping on for the cars stability control and saying the weather was icy, so yeah I’m still jealous.

Alexandra Burke Ripped in Black Bikini

The Dang is leaving the house about now to get his Jive On, well technically its work, I have to go see all my adoring fans but whatever. I kinda wish I was with the minx but whatever!

Pictures: Unknown

There have been alot of not very flattering pap shots of Miss Pixie Lott about and I thought I’d post these cute ones instead. I don’t know what these shots are for but she sure looks cute in them. Ummm I think I’m over Pixie since Mama Do isn’t spinning around my tiny Nugget, like it usually is when I post about her. I can’t wait to get back to regular blogging, getting time between the eternal hunt for the bottom of the bottle and ramming enough snack food to kill a man in leaves little time to post.

Pixie Lott Looking Cute

I wonder what is next for Pixie Lott since she’s done aeroplanes, she has the Nokia Illuvial phone range, maybe she’s actually going to get world domination.

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Yeah I know wank headline but deal with it, its the holiday season and I want some tang action, so glorifying posts will do for now. Chicks dig big stories anyway, so shhhh. Anyway Mark Wahlberg used his right to bare arms and unloaded a whole magazine into soccer football player David Beckham, claiming he lowered the tone of the neighbourhood and should feck off back to England.  Well Mark Wahlberg, bad news sunshine, he was a defective sale item, no returns, no refunds, should have checked the small print, your stuck with David and his pezhead wife pahahah!

Mark Wahlberg in Calvin Klein Trollies

Wahlberg says, “Man, the Beckhams. It used to be so quiet on my road. Then David moves in with his family. Suddenly we’ve got paparazzi hanging out day and night. Now they’ll follow any car that drives down the road…”, sounds like Victoria Beckham chasing cars up and down the street, only cars are really a musical career.  Mark went on to say “I’m not telling Beckham to take his family home. I’m just not sure why he came to America in the first place. Man, we don’t want your soccer. There’s no way Americans are going to buy the idea of 90 minutes of running around without much happening. Thanks for trying guys, but we’ll stick to baseball and basketball.”

David Beckham in Emporio Armani

Its no big secret that the Dangmeister isn’t into football, there is something just all kinds of wrong about 20-odd sweaty men with funky hair cuts, playing with leather in a field, who all shower together after that isn’t for me, so maybe me and Mark Wahlberg are on the same page, even though the above picture looks like he maybe he jealous of Victoria.

Pictures: Emperio, Calvin

I keep posting pictures of The Saturdays Girls and telling them they need to show more to get into the Dang’s good books, and slowly but surely they are listening but by god its no where near quick enough. Miley and Taylor will be old enough and taking your places at this pace girls. Anyway this is labelled as Frankie Sandford No Panties, but I think there are panties or something else in the way, I ain’t even going to speculate on what something else is, take a look and you tell me.

Frankie Sandford No Panties Upskirt

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Alexandra Burke appears to have gotten away from the UK’s Winter Snow and Ice Storm and gone somewhere nice and hot, where she can frolic on the beach in her bikini. I am slightly jealous but thats mostly because the roads got so Icy and  Slippery that I had to get a bus, I stood at the bus stop for 3 hours trying to get home, then found out it was so slippy that the bus company had decided to withdraw their service. Did the fecking company think to put this information on their answer machine before they went home ? Did they let anyone know ? did they hell.

Alexandra Burke Looking Toned in Red Bikini

So yeah I’m slightly jealous of Alexandra Burke in the sun and messing about on the beach, oh god I have the Bad Boys tune spinning around my head now, it won’t go away!

Pictures: INF Photo

I know I’ve posted alot of Riannah lately, but just as quick as all the Rihanna stuff arrived it will also disappear and I’ll be back to posting whoever happens to be the paps flavour of the week. I think I’m going to post more models and Pornstars in the new year, because its always the same small group of Celebrities who get papped alot. Its Rihanna, Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge, Lindsay Lohan, Miranda Kerr and the same old people over and over again.

Rihann Topless in Corset and Horns

I can’t make my mind up whether I’d risk getting little visitors downstairs (allegedly by Tila Tequila) to rock in Rihanna, I don’t think I would she’s just not rocking my boat that way.

Pictures: Rihanna’s People