I haven’t indulged in Jordan or Katie Price bashing in a while, then I saw these and was almost blinded. The Dangmeister is now sat here like a tool wearing my ray-bans and seeing retinal burn scarrs everytime I move my head. How much of a bright orange is her face, she’s most definitely been tangoed, or been sharing tanning tips with Dale Winton.

Katie Price is Rather Dayglow in Colour

Bejesus, which is brighter them yellow pants or her fecking face ? I thought she’d just come back from a tropical jungle so how come she is still fakebaked ?

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