I barely remember Charley Uchea in big brother, but I seem to recall she was a bit stuck up, in the same way that hitler was a bit evil. Anyway I’m not sure how the hell this happened unless it was a last ditch attempt at some pap loving. Its almost impossible for this to happen even if your drunk, this has been DONE by her. I ain’t complaining tho, this cold weather makes for excellent looking nipples.

Charley Uchea is Topless and Drunk

Wardrobe Malfunction My Arse…

Paris Hilton appeared at the FOX TV Reality Channel Awards, god knows what the reality channel is or why you sould get an award from it. I know Paris Hilton has a somewhat distortion view of what reality is, but seriously a channel to explain it ? There again she did turn 2 Bentleys worth around half a million dollars into an extra value meal at McDonalds by painting on Baby Blue and the other Barbie Pink. So yeah Reality TV sounds good about now.

Paris Hilton at the Reality Channel Awards

There appears to be something wrong with her eye, she’s squinting alot isn’t she ?

Amber Heard, I have to say is looking Smokin’ Hot in the November 2009 issue of FHM magazine, I’m assuming its the UK edition of the magazine due to the price tag. The photo of her arching her back is UBER-SEXY, I almost bust my zipper. I don’t know if Amber Heard is famous for anything other than being pretty dang hot or not (I can’t be bother using my google-fu skills), but I’m going to blame her for the melting icecaps.

Amber Heard in November 2009

C’mon guys seriously tell me you wouldn’t give your left or right or even both your nuts and your nutsack to see her doing that in the naughty way ? More to the point don’t you wish you was good enough to do that heheh.

Amber Heard FHM November 2009 Cover

Now here’s the Gallery of images.

Lily Cole is kinda strange looking, looks kinda posh but kinda strange too, a bit like Sophie Ellis Bexter. Still worth of a 50p Tongue Ride, but a little ummmm. Anyway here she is attending the premiere of Doctor Pernassus which is Heath Ledgers final film, which he died half way thru so half of hollywood’s A-List men stepped up the plate for FREE to finish it.

Lily Cole at the Doctor Parnassus

I say they did it for free, but they still charged the studio but gave all the money to Heath’s Daughter and Familey to give them a running start.

Megan Fox Gets Curvy In Details – Popaholic.
I ain’t all that keen on these photo’s.

Drew Barrymore in 1995′s Playboy Nude. –  CityRag.
I remember this coming out shortly after I finished high school, man she was hot.

S.S. Preview of Keely Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar – Yeeeah.
I ain’t so sure this is Erotic but whatever.

Melanie Brown as Pamela Anderson if she fell asleep in a tanning bed.  - ICYDK.
This is both a little scary and kinda horny at the same time.

Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy -   Yeeeah.
This is some fucked up shizzle.

Amy Winehouse Definitely has Implants –  The Superficial.
Yup she certainly has.

Megan Fox Won An Award – IDLYITW.
BORED BORING!

Lohan Nipple Slipple –  Egotastic.
Yawn…

Kim Kardashian Gets Paid Too Much – Celeb Slam.
Really… You don’t say… ?

Pamela Anderson is Scary – Celeb Slam.
I’d rock it, just so she could phone Tommy up and tell him how much bigger and better I was.

Tara Palmer Tomkinson WTF – Yeeeah.
Have some respect woman, join Sophie Anderton and sell that ass.

When Hag Meets Haggard: Miley Cyrus’ SATC Cameo – Yeeeah.
Miley Cyrus looks like Khloe Kardashian!

I posted about Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in Maxim and then The Maxim Shoot Out Takes, and how sexy the Battlestar Girls was and almost turned me Geekier (is that even a word). Well I was browsing over at Caveman Circus when I came across a HUGE Gallery of Tricial Helfer, including a few topless and nude images. At first I wasn’t that sure it was her but after a few minutes ogling thinking my light sabre woke up so I assume it is her.

Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galactica Topess

Yeah I know they didn’t have Light Sabres in Battlestar Galactica but I don’t/never watch it, so I don’t if they have Trident Missles, Photonic Rockets or Jedi Mindtricks or all the above. Anyway turns out they are old news from Playboy way back in early 2007 but they are still new to me, so maybe they are new to you too.

Tricia Helfer and Her Playboy Issue

I’m guessing all these images are from Playboy, I get the feeling there are some more images missing most probably some arty nudes where you can see some fur.