I can’t help but think of Cameron Diaz when I see Miranda Kerr, something about her face that makes me think Cameron, I think its them cheek bones and the big ass smile. Anyway who cares, she’s too boney, I’d break her into 3 pieces and that doesn’t make for a fun night so I’ll stick to my kinda freaky bizzles.

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini at the Beach

She’s apparently a supermodel and stuff, but she aint’ rocking my boat at all, she’s just way to skinny, she’s kinda like my mobile/cell phone, I wanna throw it all over the place and rag it hard but I know it won’t take it and will just break.

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