Former porn star Jenna Jameson flashes a smile and burns the camera lense with her orange glow as she leaves LA’s Koi restaurant. Anyway have you ever asked one of them jokes like: What do you get if you cross a monkey with Megan Fox ?

Then you pause for a moment and the punch line is “Fecked if I know, only so much you can force a monkey to do!” ?

Jenna "Umpah Lumpah" Jameson

The Question is “What do you get if you cross Lindsay Lohan with an Umpah Lumpah of Charlie and Chocolate Factory fame ?, The answer is “Jenna Jameson” who is looking rather ummm Orange, the Tango Man clearly saw this and thought f#cking hell, she’s been beaten with the orange tree.

Photograph: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com

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