I’m so totally whipped ain’t I ? She’s just so f#&king cute and kinda freaky, I think the guys at Yeeeah have actually nailed it on the head on why she rocks me, because she is just completely insane, well not complete, there is certainly parts missing, like the filter and common sense adjustment nodes between the mouth and the brain, thats definitely missing. Anyway just watch the interview and then tell me you don’t wanna scoop her up and take her home to meet mummy.

I can actually see the conversation in my minds eyes, not that you lot careless but this is how I see it going down.

Dangmeister: Hi Mutha Fukka, this is Lily me new bizzle.
Lily Allen: Hi Mrs Dang, did you know that song ‘Not Fair’ where I talk about someone not making me scream in bed ? Well its about your son.
Mummy Dang: Yeah well his father was just as bad, you gotta the dang men a map to even get the right hole, his dad was humping the memory foam matress for 2 hours before he finally realised.
Lily Allen and Mummy Dang Slate me for 8 hours while drinking more alcohol than callum best could dream of…

Mummy Dang

Incase your wondering thats pretty much what mummy dang looks like, she loves her Jamaican Rum, I think mummy dang and Lily Allen would get on well ?

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