Have you ever noticed how words breeze in and out of fashion, like nads, snot gobbler, top banana ?, me neither!

This is the scene of the summer holidays in beach resorts all over, apart from in Jamaica at hedonism, where she would clearly have no pants on.

I’m at an adult industry only event this weekend, otherwise I’d have jumped into my cheuffer driven bentley, picked up a sexy bitch and jetted off to the south of france, called Nick, gotten into his Saxo, grabbed that anoying Leigh Logan pornstarand taken her to bogpool blackpool and got her wappers out on the beach. Maybe next weekend

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