I always thought that when firecrotch went into the sun she would just go postal, as in postbox red but she appears to have gone orange rather than a tan. I then realised Sevyn Nine (o0o errr Seven of Nine in Star Trek is hot), is a tanning product not a clothing line as I previously thought.

Is it wrong that I’m wondering if her ‘white bits’ match her orange bits, now she is orange all over ?, More photo’s on Drunken Stepfather.

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