Someone call security, Jennifer Aniston is doing a piss poor job of smuggling these peanuts, I mean seriously no one is looking at your boatrace love, at least find a better place too hide them, maybe with the ping pong balls ?
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Apparently this is what she looks like when she arrives to work, its to do with new movie or whatever she’s doing since Rachel Green, Geller, Bing whatever went off the air, its called ‘The Bounty’, maybe you know what it is but I don’t and I don’t care
There is a disturbing lack of pictures of Jennifer Aniston with her jugs out, maybe its for health and safety reasons, she’s scared of taking someones eyes clean out their head ? What is concerning, is it appears she does have a BRA under her t-shirt, as you can see an outline of something over her left boob (right side of pic), so jesus how hard must they have been ?
Look out J-Lo because Kim from the Block’s trunk is better than the trailer your dragging. I could totally wear me a red t-shirt and front like a blood with my ghetto lingo couldn’t I ?
Kim Kardashian's Got Junk In Her Trunk
I’d bend that over and hit it, spank it, spank it, baby, I wonder if I emailed Kim via her blog, if she would take me a photo of her slapping her ass in a bikini like this ? Hey a dude gotta try his luck when an ass like that walks past, Sir Mix-A-Lot said it best, I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Now she has a nice tapered waist, hot hips that are begging for a ride, and a curvy ass, she looks healthy and hot to me.
So what do you say Kim ? You gonna spank that ass for me ? Anyone on Kim’s Twitter point her this way
I guess now isn’t the best time given she’s been upset about people.com saying she’s infertile, sometimes the papers are a little mean, go give kimmie some loving, and cop a feel too, hey I’m MAN, its always ok to feel an ass that looks like that.
I was reading Yeeeah.com, who posted about his Lily Allen stalker tendancies, step the f@#k back, she’s MINE ALL MINE, jesus I’m totally a stalker ain’t I ? In honour of my stalker status, I created It’s A Lily Thing as a new category
I decided to quote the blog too as its quite funny…
I know some people can’t stand Lily Allen, but as I’m sure you all know by now,
I think she’s one of the cutest things ever. She’s completely deranged, she has
no filter between her brain and her mouth, and she frolics drunkenly around the
world in outfits [equally deranged ed.]. by Yeeeah.
Yeeeah has just made into into my daily read list too for this, but make no mistake Yeeeah, I will kick y0′ ass if you try and take MY Lily heheh.
There is a post on dListed about lots of the bloke blogs declaring a Megan Fox free day on the 4th of August 2009, well fellas I do lots of Megan Fox Free days unless of course, I’m comparing her to my Bulldog, need my Ferrari washing or being nasty then its always a Megan Fox day
A Beautiful Sunset with Megan Fox
Look at the beautiful sunset, I wish I was there, oh yeah thats apparently Megan Fox, but who cares with that view behind her ?
I don’t know about the rest of you but when I worra lad, I used to watch Saved By The Bell, the ORIGINAL series not that crap college years or whatever show they made. Either way I like every other guy with a cock and a pulse who watched that show they wanted Kelly Kapowski as a Girlfriend but they really wanted to a dirty weekend in Blackpool or Vegas if your a yank with Jessie Sparrow. You always wanted to bend Jessie over and kick her backdoor with authority, but make slow love with Kelly Kapowski, gwan admit it!
Well there is Kelly Kapowski, how about Jessie Sparrow aka Elizabeth Berkley, now she was a naughty girl who was in Paul Verhovens Showgirls with Gina Gershon where she got her tits out and danced around a pole.
I just saw this this video, and I guess the dude is just plain STUPID, but then he is from Nashville, TN folks from down there should stick to making bourbon and music what they are good at
How stupid do you have to be, not to associate surge with electric ? You can’t even escape ‘Surge of electric, thru my body’ in porno, I’d bet its even in erotic chick fiction like Mills and Boon or some shit like Jackie. More over why would you incude ‘Final Answer’ ? I get the feeling this video is either the dude did it for a joke or its a viral promo for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire because well its rather pooh really.
Hole in the Wall is where its at, I mean you get to throw a wall at celebrities, how cool is that ?, You got Dale Winton of Supermarket Sweep fame, throwing a wall at celebrities and knocking them into a pool. Watch Vanessa Feltz try and get thru a hole thats clearly too small for her.
