Apparently there is a sex tape of girl on girl action between Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag, I say apparently because Karissa says “I heidi my tongue in her, oh yeah giggity giggity” and Montag says “Oh no she didn’t video it, nuh huh”. Well actually I just made those quotes up because it was funnier, but the gist is the same. Heidi DOESN’T deny the lady loving or muff diving but denies the existing of a tape.
Karissa Shannon at Millions of Milkshake
Now it turns out Spencer Prickk stole the video camera off Karissa and is now trying to sell it to Steven at Vivid. COME ON PEOPLES ITS JUST THE LATEST THING FOR Z1 LISTERS TO DO! If your really interested in seeing what happens when Sindy and Barbie get naked on video go over and check out the full story with some facts here, I say facts because I make most what I say up.
This weekend has been Gay Pride formerly Mardi Gras in Manchester, I didn’t really attend it tho. I did work the event back in the 90s when it was still fresh. It seems to have gone all about the money these days and segregation, they seem to have decided that they want to separate the gay, lesbian or bi people from the straight people. Which in my opinion goes against what the Mardi Gras used to be all about, which it unity and acceptance with a time to let your hair down and be yourself. Anyway why am I going on about Gay Pride, well Love Magazine sounds like it would be a gay/lesbian magazine.
Kelly Brook Naked in Love Magazine
I don’t know if it is, just saying it sounds like one
There is just something simply sexual about a girl, even Lindsay Lohan (who I actually would) licking a BFG, no not a Gig Friendly Giant, I mean a Big Fucking Gun. I was expecting something far more shall we say significant by the way of a gun from Rodriguez after the mods in Desperado and Death Proof / Planet Terror (Get Box Set Here)but that appears to be a Smith & Wesson .357 model 686 special with something like a 8-9 inch barrel, yeah I guess the barrel is a custom mod but its not really all that impressive.
Lindsay Lohan with a Custom 357 in Machete Promo Shots
Don’t get me wrong if Lindsay didn’t blow your lil head off, that gun sure as fuck would clear the other head off its shoulders in heart beat, even dirty harry would piss his pants like a baby if you pulled one of them out on him.
I was happily pottering away in New York whacking people, hitting idiots like a gangster, this was of course in Mafia Wars on Facebook when Megan Leigh added me. It turns out this hot piece of arse is also at the Bikini Car Wash on Saturday 28th August in Manchester, UK for Help for Heroes . You got to love a hot bitch who gets naked and wears a body painted England football kit, imagine how easy that will wash off.
Megan Leigh is a Body Painted Bikini Car Wash Babe
I think its time The Dangmeister got his Wangmeister out to hose that down, and you lot should get your butts down to Wash and Glow in Manchester and get your car washed for a worth Charity.
Megan Leigh is a Body Painted Bikini Car Wash Babe
There is only 1 thing The Dang likes more than big butts and he cannot lie, he likes girlies to put dem titties on the glass and wiggle em, soap suds just make it even better. I’m totally going to end up going home in the cleanest car in the world, because I do love me some titties covered in white stuff. Anyway I think you should all come down and see some titty on the glass action too, just take a look at some of these bad boys.
Jenna Jayde Car Wash Poster
C’mon now, you know them titties would look good on your car wind screen, I would suggest not jerking the gherkin while it happens tho, they don’t really like that in car washes in general
Alison Donnell Bikini Car Wash Stunner
I’ve met Alison before, she has the kinda arse you wanna slap until your hand goes numb, The Stranger, oh yeah giggity giggity. Check out a few of the other girls below, I’ll post more when I hunt them down.
Yeah I got ya with another messed up title, its technically true it is Vanessa Hudgens playing with pussy, just not the type you dirty feckers was expecting to get from me . I am sorta looking forward to her new film (Sucker Punch), mostly because the promotional poster makes it look kinda like Sin City which could be cool, lets hope it lives up to the hype.
Vanessa Hudgens Playing with Pussy in Glamour Magazine
Just a shame the story doesn’t sound out like Sin City. Anyway these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens are from Glamour magazine, she is looking kinda cute in a cutesy kinda way.
Vanessa Hudgens Playing with Pussy in Glamour Magazine
