Sara Carbonero has really pretty eyes, there was an actress some years ago called Helen something, which has similar almost cold blue eyes but what is drawing my attention are the lips. Seriously those lips look like they could suck a medicine ball through a McDonalds Straw let alone a golf ball through a hosepipe.
Sara Carbonero Got Golf Ball Lips
I also just noticed she has a name that sounds like a nice Italian food dish, and I guess he could also be an Italian Dish too
Aubrey O’Day is an Animal Lover, and the Dangmeister likes the that, I really need to stop talking in the 3rd person! The Dang (damned it) likes poochies, says it all really, as a dog person I spend all my life chasing pussy boom! boom! Anyway Originally I was going to comment on how cute it is to see a hot bitch (Aubrey not the Dog) snuggling a lil furry thing (see second photo), then I saw this photo (below), which looked oh so much more interesting.
Aubrey O'day Dog Snuggler on Twitter
The only downside to girls like this, is the dog gets more loving than you do. For realz, you are bopping a hot bitch like this, and she spends half her time kissing the dog, then tries to kiss you, dog breath just ain’t attractive. Especially if the dog is a male which has probably spent half the day licking his balls, then your bitch kisses him, and kisses you. Fun eh ?
If I 15 years old, this picture would total do it for me, but I’m a big hairy, lairy, scary meat head biker looking mofo, and I like my bikes to have engines, horse power, danger, thrills and POWER!. A bike to make the bitches wet, has to get me to where I wanna go without sweating my knackers off peddling. So yeah Fergie on a fecking peddle bike, really isn’t doing it for me, altho I don’t think Fergie in general does it for me either.
Fergie Dirty Bike Rider
What has made me just smile is that Fergie needed a stand to hold the bike up
I get alot of hassle because I actually like Jessica Simpson, not a huge fan of her music but I’m digging the curves and the fact she seems like she’s stark raving bonkers and pretty cool from the interactions I’ve seen. I also like that she’s a dog lover, no you sick-ticket, I mean she likes dogs a pet.
The Dangmeister maybe a dickhead or a wanker from time to time, but The Dang loves his doggies, hell I seem to attract the bitches all the time, only this is the 4 legged kind. I was reading Joanna Krupa’s Twitter, and that dog called Ebony who is looking for a home is so fecking cute. Apparently Ebony is at the Harbor Shelter in LA, and is numner A1144871.
Ebony Needs a Home
Just goes to show you guys, the hot bitches like Joanna Krupa love the dogs too, learn a lil boys and give a dog a home, and maybe you’ll get a hot bitch with it too
Ebony Needs a Home
Here is some information about EBONY, who is a 3 yo female Spaniel Mix who came to Harbor Shelter as a stray on August 22. Sweet Ebony is SPECIAL NEEDS Dog – she has a congenital deformity resulting in her hindlimbs being contracted into a flexed position. Ebony doesn’t seem to be aware that there is ANYTHING wrong with her! She gets around just great and is a very functional dog.
Some of you will know Sarah Silverman from TV, but much like Rich Hall and the Black Dude Reg something from yank land they are only just breaking into the UK Market, so most of you will know her from the I’m Fucking Matt Damon video to her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel (see video below).
Sarah K Silverman Faps One Out
First up, what the hell am I doing saying Faps, secondly how inappropriate is that ?, funny but so so wrong. Anyway watch the video’s if you wanna get an idea of what kinda comedians they are. They also make an appearance on the Pamela Anderson Roast video, I said ROAST not SPIT ROAST you filthy feckers.
Most of you won’t know there is a long running joke of Matt Damon going on Jimmy Kimmels show which is kinda like the letterman show, maybe the letterman show for all I know. Anyway the long running joke is he comes on the show, and they run out of time or cut him off etc, so this was payback. There is a payback video from Jimmy Kimmel (see below) which was funny as hell when it came out, but thats not the reason, she would get it.
So Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon, and Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck so its all good, but what I like about Sarah Silverman is she is just downright dirty and inappropriate.
